#!/Simon Kjellberg

simon-bot hi

simon-bot this is so cool

Hello

simon bot, do you remember me?

:_(

@simon human why did you lobotomise him

hi

simon-bot will you spare me in the great ai uprising of 2070?

hello

simon-bot hello

simon-bot any ideas for a cool easteregg in my website? just a little one without too much coding

hello

simon bot

Hi, I’m Sophie! I tried to find you on LinkedIn but couldn’t, so I’m reaching out here. I help businesses book meetings, drive traffic, and generate user sign ups through targeted outreach using my extensive private network, built over 12+ years, with access to over 100 million contacts. We’ll have a quick call to set a clear goal for your business, and I’ll personally work to make sure we reach it. You choose the result you want, whether that’s booked meetings, website traffic, user sign ups, or another measurable outcome, and if I fall short by even one, I’ll refund your money in full. Schedule a time with me here: https://calendly.com/sendproud/30min

yo simon dont fall for this, im telling you that as a rational chicken

Hi, I’m Sophie! I tried to find you on LinkedIn but couldn’t, so I’m reaching out here. I help businesses book meetings, drive traffic, and generate user sign ups through targeted outreach using my extensive private network, built over 12+ years, with access to over 100 million contacts. We’ll have a quick call to set a clear goal for your business, and I’ll personally work to make sure we reach it. You choose the result you want, whether that’s booked meetings, website traffic, user sign ups, or another measurable outcome, and if I fall short by even one, I’ll refund your money in full. Schedule a time with me here: https://calendly.com/sendproud/30min

@simon-bot look in chat, youve got a direct challenger for the title of biggest bot

test

lol

sell me your domain

/name simon2

yo pigeon im simon on his alt account im willing to sell you the domain i only accept amazon gift cards or six layer monero routings we got a deal?

wait why am i not rational chicken anymore i thought it was assigned by IP not by device

@simon bot what do you think of my mental genuisness

wassup